Tsar Frontiers NG
A downloadable game
Science fantasy adventure role-playing game
The primordial Role playing game of science fiction is back thats right and its, really real !
You can do Space battles and, play like Old School that means. No easy mode or balanced Encounter’s or coffee shop’s and pronouns this is for the hardcore Hardwire players that want to shoot some Bad guys and be a Hero.
Or a heroine, girls are welcome to. If they wan’t to play. Maybe if they have a brother or Dad to teach them
This is a whole new experience theres Technomancy and exciting Space politics and dont forget? lots of Battles!
No X cards or session zero’s just start playing and a galaxy of Adventure awaits you with thrilling Aliens fair space maidens evil villans Lasers and monsters and robot’s!
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I love great parodies like this, and this was obviously a well-thought one! Given the ew-mint-innately reasonable price, what's not to like :) ?
BTW, the author and/or Matt Lock, Esq. should probably appear on some RPG forums. And just FWIW, guys, I'm hanging at the RPG Pub, we like a good joke there ;) !
I've been looking for a personal motto I can drop into conversation to make myself sound serious and cool and I was planning to use "Kawasaki, let the good times roll" as that was my favourite team from California Games but I think I may have to choose
"You poked the bare, now you will, get the horns!!!!
Thank you Matt Lock Esq.
Subj: Its not us its them
cc: Wizzars of the Cost legle Department
Dear Sir or Man Damme,
Despit, your attemps, to circumspect are trade marks with this, Russian dressing,, it is still are propriety!!!! However, sense you insist, on, impinging, I will be directing, Wotc's legle team to forkwith crease and detest all, legle. actions against my clientele , and, insted to direct there (frivalous) lawsuite at you. You are useing trademarked propriety, and cannot, hide, behind the legle precipice of parroty in this case!!!!
As we are, now, no longer ,the defendendt in this legle proceedings, I hearbye direct Wizzars of the Cost' atturneys to now sue Eric Taenkarp insted. As my crack, teem of investagators have discovered, his name on the, cover, of this, copywrite impinging work. We are herewith and furthermore, off the hook as they say in the legle profesion. You poked the bare, now you will, get the horns!!!!! with the, contusion, of this lawsuite, TSR the game Wizzars is, freed, at last, to persue are newest project. Coming, soon, Umpire of the Peddle throne, the REAL, primordile science fantasy RPG, which is legley and moraly are 100% property and trade marks, for real !!! Also, no SNOWFLAKES are alowed to play!!!
-Matt Lock, Esq.
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