I love great parodies like this, and this was obviously a well-thought one! Given the ew-mint-innately reasonable price, what's not to like :) ?
BTW, the author and/or Matt Lock, Esq. should probably appear on some RPG forums. And just FWIW, guys, I'm hanging at the RPG Pub, we like a good joke there ;) !
I've been looking for a personal motto I can drop into conversation to make myself sound serious and cool and I was planning to use "Kawasaki, let the good times roll" as that was my favourite team from California Games but I think I may have to choose
"You poked the bare, now you will, get the horns!!!!
Subj: Its not us its them cc: Wizzars of the Cost legle Department
Dear Sir or Man Damme, Despit, your attemps, to circumspect are trade marks with this,
Russian dressing,, it is still are propriety!!!! However, sense you
insist, on, impinging, I will be directing, Wotc's legle team to
forkwith crease and detest all, legle. actions against my clientele ,
and, insted to direct there (frivalous) lawsuite at you. You are useing
trademarked propriety, and cannot, hide, behind the legle precipice of
parroty in this case!!!! As we are, now, no longer ,the defendendt
in this legle proceedings, I hearbye direct Wizzars of the Cost'
atturneys to now sue Eric Taenkarp insted. As my crack, teem of
investagators have discovered, his name on the, cover, of this,
copywrite impinging work. We are herewith and furthermore, off the hook
as they say in the legle profesion. You poked the bare, now you will,
get the horns!!!!! with the, contusion, of this lawsuite, TSR the
game Wizzars is, freed, at last, to persue are newest project. Coming,
soon, Umpire of the Peddle throne, the REAL, primordile science fantasy RPG, which is legley and moraly are 100% property and trade marks, for real !!! Also, no SNOWFLAKES are alowed to play!!!
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I love great parodies like this, and this was obviously a well-thought one! Given the ew-mint-innately reasonable price, what's not to like :) ?
BTW, the author and/or Matt Lock, Esq. should probably appear on some RPG forums. And just FWIW, guys, I'm hanging at the RPG Pub, we like a good joke there ;) !
I've been looking for a personal motto I can drop into conversation to make myself sound serious and cool and I was planning to use "Kawasaki, let the good times roll" as that was my favourite team from California Games but I think I may have to choose
"You poked the bare, now you will, get the horns!!!!
Thank you Matt Lock Esq.
Subj: Its not us its them
cc: Wizzars of the Cost legle Department
Dear Sir or Man Damme,
Despit, your attemps, to circumspect are trade marks with this, Russian dressing,, it is still are propriety!!!! However, sense you insist, on, impinging, I will be directing, Wotc's legle team to forkwith crease and detest all, legle. actions against my clientele , and, insted to direct there (frivalous) lawsuite at you. You are useing trademarked propriety, and cannot, hide, behind the legle precipice of parroty in this case!!!!
As we are, now, no longer ,the defendendt in this legle proceedings, I hearbye direct Wizzars of the Cost' atturneys to now sue Eric Taenkarp insted. As my crack, teem of investagators have discovered, his name on the, cover, of this, copywrite impinging work. We are herewith and furthermore, off the hook as they say in the legle profesion. You poked the bare, now you will, get the horns!!!!! with the, contusion, of this lawsuite, TSR the game Wizzars is, freed, at last, to persue are newest project. Coming, soon, Umpire of the Peddle throne, the REAL, primordile science fantasy RPG, which is legley and moraly are 100% property and trade marks, for real !!! Also, no SNOWFLAKES are alowed to play!!!
-Matt Lock, Esq.
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